Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Coxis ladybug

Coxis the ladybug was suffering from a complex that prevented binding to his fellows and make any friend, she had no points on the back, or else two small tasks ridiculous. Because of this flaw has never been able to participate in beauty contests, and knowledge called the "little beast toutcourt. Worse, it is sometimes nicknamed "short" for short. She did not return in its path when the called that. Even if left alone, and miss opportunities, she kept the little that remained to him: his dignity. But one day she meets along her way a dog. A Dalmatian. A strange dog because despite the name ad'hoc the dog in question had only two points on his body: one at the tail and the other at the top of the skull. In two words, Coxis met a dog ridiculous. Dragging his leg, the dog aroused a great pity he was so alone. Coxis concerned by the lowest on earth it is approached and asked how they called the dog has responded before it was called Jolicoeur but for years he was named Rémysansfamille. It turns out that Remy ran away short of the farm where he lived, and were only on itself for food. Rémysansfamille enjoying or suffering loneliness has had ample time to read: it has therefore established a broad general and became a pro in the image of sociology and botany.
They decided by mutual agreement to become friends. Inseparable as two plus two tasks tasks tasks it gives us 4 and it already took it to the enemy. To celebrate the reunion he went to a vineyard and were drunk. They started with a little booze, then they had a brilliant idea: to crush the grapes with their feet found in a bucket and drink the juice, as they had seen him on TV in a document dating from long ago. This is how Remy was left with purple spots on the whole of his body, it is therefore become a dog violet and Coxy became the first Asian ladybug (Remy is discovered that the pole pink and lack of peas: their knowledge and culture very varied enabled him to identify the ladybug aphidophagous ) violet history of mankind. By pure chance it turns out that the freelancer's newspaper corner passing by. Seeing these two phenomena, he asked them to pose and photographed. This is how Remy and Coxy became famous (and the freelancer was promoted and became a journalist). Unfortunately they have become alcoholics, and during one of their drunken escapades at night, Remy dog violet Coxy did not notice the bug because the violet purple in the night is not Folichon and he crushed. Having tried everything-resuscitation, he re-glue the legs with saliva, shaking a little whisper in his mouth, crushing his ribs, the top-bottom without putting the poor dog had to be purple one reason: He will spend the rest of these days only like a dog without his best friend Coxy.
Moral of the story: Alcohol kills!

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